I love bush. Seriously…and not just because I want to be different, but because we are supposed to have pubic hair…it is natural and normal and hides herpes scabs.

I have decided since people are trying to put an end to bush, that I am going to protest outside the headquarters of the enemy. I’m talking laser hair removal places, tanning salons, wherever.

I must bring the bush back. It’s time. I’m glad I’ve found a fight I am willing to fight.

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