It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst…despite potentially being the best…all because of the penis she selects for her vagina, something that normally doesn’t bother me, because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about…but when it is Ashton Kutcher…it is all I think about when I see their pics, making her a romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is Ashton Kutcher’s dopey, privileged, annoying as fuck face.

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