Let’s get back into the nitty gritty of judging movies based solely on their names and maybe their posters or commercials, if I’ve seen them. Totally valid form of film criticism.


If all that was ever released from “2 Guns” was this trailer I’d be happy, so just imagine the elation I’m feeling knowing that a feature-length version of this is currently showing in theaters. Oh, HELL yeah!


The tagline of this movie is “Play. Or be played.” I’m sorry, am I in this movie? Don't tell me what to do!


I think Gyllenhaal stole the kids. Why would Paul Dano steal two little girls? Jake definitely did it. Someone arrest Jake Gyllenhaal. 

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