Let’s get back into the nitty gritty of judging movies based solely on their names and maybe their posters or commercials, if I’ve seen them. Totally valid form of film criticism.

2 GUNS

If all that was ever released from “2 Guns” was this trailer I’d be happy, so just imagine the elation I’m feeling knowing that a feature-length version of this is currently showing in theaters. Oh, HELL yeah!

RUNNER RUNNER

The tagline of this movie is “Play. Or be played.” I’m sorry, am I in this movie? Don't tell me what to do!

PRISONERS

I think Gyllenhaal stole the kids. Why would Paul Dano steal two little girls? Jake definitely did it. Someone arrest Jake Gyllenhaal. 
 



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