Let’s get back into the nitty gritty of judging movies based solely on their names and maybe their posters or commercials, if I’ve seen them. Totally valid form of film criticism.
I can’t do this. I can’t. The sound Sandra Bullock makes in the commercial, her “scream,” just kills me. She did the same shit in the movie “Speed” and that’s precisely why I don’t like her. She can’t scream. The sound Sandra Bullock makes when attempting to express fear or distress is so aggravating and awful, I wash my hands of her entire body of work. Does she get sucked into the vastness of space to die alone? Good. I hope so. I can’t watch this film.
The story of Jeremy Lin’s incredible ass-kicking streak was so ubiquitous last year that even non-sports fans couldn’t avoid it. This is a guy made to be the subject of a documentary feature—and hey, here’s one now!