THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES
I am going to throw caution to the wind and suggest it’s a piece of shit. Why would I guess that? Have you seen the commercials? There’s some Australian albino with Sharpie tattoos and dreadlocks who plays a feature role. And it’s being marketed to tweens. If you can sit through this movie without developing ulcers or hemorrhoids, count yourself lucky.
THE FROZEN GROUND
This is a Nic Cage movie. Enough said.
You know as well as I do that this movie is bullshit. Ashton Kutcher? He acts like Ashton Kutcher. Also, not to ruin anyone’s day, but if you’ve ever read anything about Steve Jobs, you probably don’t think he was even a decent human being, let alone someone worthy of a film. Screw this shit.
ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US
Jesus. This is a thing?