MY REACTION TO THE NEW LADY GAGA SONG OR THINGS I GROAN WHEN I HAVE DIARRHEA
It’s that easy.
Before we begin, I just want to take this time to apologize to you, the reader. Not only and I making you read Lady GaGa’s lyrics, but I’ve added in all the punctuation. I’m certain I will be sued by GaGa’s people for mischaracterizing her as being a person that knows where a comma goes. To be fair, I didn’t try to hard. These lyrics were probably written in a mad jumble on a cocktail napkin with a tube of lipstick as GaGa blew a club bouncer in a bathroom stall, and all while a feisty paparazzo put down his camera to jerk off in the stall beside them. All of that stuff equals bad grammar, as we all know.
I may have misinterpreted some of the lyrics here and there because while listening to the song I found myself experiencing short, non-lethal aneurisms that made some lyrics difficult to understand.
Answers will be provided at the end.
Let’s start the game!
Lady GaGa Lyric 1
The Song or Diarrhea: Ugh. This is painful.
Lady GaGa Lyric 2
The Song or Diarrhea: I’m just going to grit my teeth and get through this.
Lady GaGa Lyric 3
The Song or Diarrhea: It burns so much. I just want it to stop. Ugh. There’s just so much of it…
Lady GaGa Lyric 4
The Song or Diarrhea: Goddamn, this bitch is rank…
Lady GaGa Lyric 5
The Song or Diarrhea: I…fucking…fuck you…like, fucking–ahhhh, just fuck off.
Lady GaGa Lyric 6
The Song or Diarrhea: No quality solid masses. It’s just little bits of shit flying out, all over everything.
Lady GaGa Lyric 7
The Song or Diarrhea: There’s human shit in my ear canals.