As much as I don’t like Nicole Richie for various reasons…from being an enemy of the site to being a brat the one time I hung out with her…she is kinda cute and more importantly, a testament to the power of plastic surgery and its ability to take your broken-down face and body that we all saw in her 20s…and mold it into a mom I’d totally fuck in her 30s, something that never happens…the aging gracefully shit is really a dude thing, women usually melt away and get more and more fucking disgusting.

So seeing her suggestive bikini in her summer dress see-through shit may not be that exciting, but I’ll give her some credit for putting her ugly, unwanted baby up for adoption, and turning it around and winning at life.

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