Despite that fact that everything in me…I’m talking right down to my fucking core…including but not limited to my fucking soul…wants to hate these Nicole Richie bikini pictures, but she just looks so fit, so thin and so tiny and I really kinda like it.

She’s a mom of 2, she’s naturally not very hot at all, and all my info about her indicates that she’s nothing but a straight fucking cunt…but for some reason, a reason I call “expensive, natural-looking implants,” I want to stepfather her useless brat children.

I mean, this vagina has seen so much and now I want to see it too…and while I wait for it, I’ll just stare at the bikini pics.

I hate myself more than I already do for endorsing this girl, but bikinis do that to me…

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