The best way to start the day according to me, which isn’t saying much because I give the worst advice ever, and more importantly, I don’t really think things through, because if I did, I’d know that better ways to start the day include but aren’t limited to the following: having sex, staring at tits, being on a beach, counting your money if you’re rich, cheating on your wife if you’re married, hearing someone you hate died, or best of all, finding out your girlfriend had a miscarriage if she’s pregnant. So if I think about it, this is not the best way to start the day, but it’s nice to see storeowners get their way with robbers via a baseball bat…because let’s face it, the robbers deserve worse for fucking up the streets and making them unsafe.

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