You know what isn’t small and humble? Shakira’s belly and ass. I mean I get it, she just had a kid, but that’s no fucking excuse to go down the Christina Aguilera route of sex appeal. If anything, the one thing she should have learned from Christina Aguilera, before taking her job on The Voice, was to not do that…but these rich bitches never learn, and feel like they will be adored even when obese, because their fans are Latinos and Latinos are used to fat chicks, and more importantly, are loyal and passionate to their kind, like one massive fucking family, even though in that family, all Shakira wants out of them is their fucking money. It’s a scam, like her in a bikini…it should never have happened…not until she laid off the tacos and toned the fuck up.

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