Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby.

You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human; anything that comes out of her has to be shit. I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…and neither can Snooki being a mom.

MTV, I hate you for creating this…even when it is half-naked.

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