I heard the Taylor Swift “Trouble” song on the radio the other day for the first time and it won me over. I hate pop music, but anyone who tries to argue that “Trouble” isn’t one of the best composed pop songs in the last few years is just hating on her for the sake of hating on her…when really we should be supporting her for being a tall, skinny thing who may even have some implants now…someone who turns me the fuck on, despite some scars from all the abortions she’s had because her vagina was ridden with herpes so bad it swelled shut and they couldn’t get the vacuum in. I guess like a 14-year-old girl, I’m easily brainwashed…or maybe I just like sluts, even when they aren’t marketed as sluts…especially when they are worth 100 million dollars.

I am ready to K-Fed her.

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