Each of my kids has a Shelf Elf, which is annoying in itself, but…well…

This is what happens when I have absolutely not a thing to do on a Sunday morning: I put the Shelf Elves into positions from the Kama Sutra which is an ancient book of positions that you can get at any sex store.

Not that I’d know that.

Okay. That elf on the bottom is looking pretty fucking happy at this point. 
SIDE NOTE: Most wrapping paper is not washable. Carry on.
Have a very Merry Christmas.

It certainly looks like these elves are going to.

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