10. GUIDETTE LOVE DOLL

If this is supposed to be Snooki, then God help us all.
9. KOCHI

This is mildly terrifying.
8. DUZZY DUCK

This is a duck with a vagina. Enough said.
7. TAKE-HOME TIGER

This may be worth owning for the jokes on the box.
6. LADY GAG GAG

Gag GaGa. Now that’s comedy.
5. G.I.L.F.

Ugh.
4. FAT-ASS

So it’s like a tarp?
3. MIDGET MAN

Midget Man. Because who knows why.
2. BAREBACK MOUNT HIM

Bareback Mount Him. Witty.
1. LITTLE “HO” PEEP & HER SHEEP

It’s Little Bo Beep and some sheep, because you’re just that awful.