I’ve been reading the Big Book of Sex Toys, which has got me totally horny for an insanely long list of luxury and quality sex toys.
When it comes to novelty or “strange” sex toys, though, you really don’t have to spend that much money. The downside is that they’re not built to last and probably can’t withstand too much abuse, but then again, it’s not every night that you’re in the mood for dildos that attach to your heel.
You may be put off at first, but when you put your prejudices away, you’d be surprised how much fun you can have with weird sex toys. This list isn’t even that bad, but each item was found with the Google search “strange sex toys,” so someone out there thinks these are super weird, but I’m here to say, I’d totally give them a go.
5. the heeldo
It’s a dildo harness that fits on the heel of your foot. The idea being that you kneel on a your bed and lower your ass onto the dildo in order to fuck yourself.
4. ELECTRO GLOVES
Yes, these are in fact silver gloves that conduct electricity. They better; otherwise the fact that they’re hooked-up to a battery would be totally pointless.
3. FANTASY WEB
It’s a bondage web! A fucking bondage web! Throw in a Spider-Man costume and I’m ready to go.
2. PLEASURE PERISCOPE
It’s a periscope. It’s a vibrator. It’s a vibrating periscope. It’s like deep sea exploration, but inside a vagina.
1. AUTO SUCK
With this little baby, you can AUTOmatically give yourself a blowjob and it plugs into your AUTOmobile. Genius.