It’s been awhile since we’ve endured a list of sex toy nightmares. Here’s the top five examples we’ve been afflicted with today.

5. CUPCAKE VIBRATOR

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Cupcakes are so 2007…also this is making me hungry…also if you can make yourself cum with this you probably also orgasm while eating cake.

4. THE ADULT FUN STOOL 

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Whoa! How’d this get on the list? Because this is awesome! I want one for the office. I’d be like 1000% more productive at blogging if this was my chair at work.

3. VIBRATING PUSSY WITH TONGUE

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I’ll be the first to say tongues belong in pussies, but not like this…never like this.

2. VIBRATOR JEWELRY NECKLACE

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This necklace is more beautiful than wearing a dong around your neck. But won’t people be concerned by that smell of pussy wafting up from your neck?

1. MY 1ST PREGNANT LATINA KNOCKED UP PUSSY

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This seems like a very specific fetish to mass manufacture a product for.

Yes, I have two.


 


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