Celebrities are nuts. They also live charmed lives. Nutty charmed lives, but charmed nonetheless.

In what world can a person insure their waistline (Bette Davis)? Or chest hair (Tom Jones)? That’s just nuts, because if Bette Davis so much as put on a pound, her insurance company had to pay her. She would, in effect, get paid to put on weight.

Nutty and charmed.

I need to get famous STAT, so someone could pay me to put on weight. Or maybe I could make a cool $30 million by eating too much candy and getting a cavity.

Clearly I have no idea how body part insurance actually works, but here are some nutty ladies with charmed body parts anyhow.

5. HOLLY MADISON’S BREASTS – $1 MILLION

Holly Madison is one of Hugh Hefner’s several blonde ex-girlfriends. She was on a reality TV show, or two, or three (The Girls Next Door, Holly’s World, Dancing With The Stars). So obviously, she has a pair of big fake ass titties. And since they’re her moneymakers, it makes sense that she would insure them for a hefty sum.

4. HEIDI KLUM’S LEGS – $2.2 MILLION

One of Heidi’s legs has a little scar on it, so it’s worth less than its counterpart. Better be careful and watch those legs when you bend her over and ass fuck her in your fantasies.

3. JULIA ROBERTS’ SMILE – $30 MILLION

America’s Sweetheart has a $30,000,000 smile. That’s a lot of fucking zeros. I could never handle having that much money associated with my teeth. I’m much too fond of sweets. Then again, if something were to happen to her pearly whites, $30 million would cover a new set of teeth several times over with enough left for a new toothbrush and maybe some floss.

2. JENNIFER LOPEZ’S BUTT – $300 MILLION

The Internet can’t make up its mind. According to a few different sites, J-Lo has a $300 million insurance on her ass, while others claim it’s a mere $27 million, some even say she has no ass insurance. I’ll leave up to you pervs to make up your own mind on this one.

1. MARIAH CAREY’S LEGS – $1 BILLION

Seriously? Seriously? A BILLION DOLLARS? That’s insane. That’s insane even if she won the Gillette Leg Goddess award or whatever it’s called. This one has to be a crazy rumor. Although, Mariah Carey seems like the kind of girl who wouldn’t think twice at the thought of getting a billion dollar insurance for her legs.
 



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