Sometimes you love a movie so much that you can’t wait for the next chapter. Other times, you hope they go out on a high note and the words “part two” are never uttered. Then there are those you couldn’t care less about one way or the other. Any of these could apply to the following list of sequels you have probably never even heard of. Warning: there are some spoilers, but you shouldn't care.
5. THE FLY II
Jeff Goldblum became a giant fly and had his head blown off at the end of the first film. So yes, you can safely assume this movie is a name-only sequel in terms of the stars and writers. But it’s got the Roman numeral two, which is way more badass, right? Wrong.
4. GARFIELD: A TAIL OF TWO KITTIES
If you think this one’s surprising, just imagine if Bill Murray did the voice of Garfield again! What’s that? Really? Garbage bags full of money, you say? Ah, now it makes perfect sense.
3. TOOTH FAIRY 2
If you walk into a video shop, you could probably dig through the rack and buy this straight-to-DVD gem for way more than it’s worth (if they’re charging anything more than a button that fell off your shirt).
2. SHOCK TREATMENT
“I don’t remember the original Shock Treatment,” says dumb guy. That’s because you didn’t let us explain first, you idiot. This is actually a sequel to “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” the movie with so much silhouetted tranny sex you’d think you died and went to Alfred Hitchcock’s cross-dressing brother’s house.
1. LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ROSEMARY’S BABY
Seriously, look. Please. If you don’t, no one will.