The comic book world is full of the strange, the unknown, and…the comical. With heroes and villains fighting in their underwear for almost one hundred years, we’d like to dive head first into the wacky world of superheroes and their powers. Oh, wait a minute. Did you think we are going into the Spider-Mans and Batmans of the world? Ha! We are going into the deep rosters of perhaps the worse of the worse. The horrible heroes and villains and their crappy superpowers! Enjoy!

5. ZEITGEIST (MARVEL)

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Try having the ability to spew acid out of your mouth. Yep. He even vomited on a date that burned her face when he first recognized his “talent”. He didn’t stick around very long.

4. COLOR KID (DC)

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Helping a scientist one day, the Color Kid was engulfed by multi-colored lights from another dimension. He was also briefly known as the Color Queen in the 80’s, after being exposed to Gender Reversal Germs.

3. EXTRANO (DC)

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Another DC character whose name means “strange” in Spanish. He is a gay magician who was attacked by a vampire with AIDS named “Hemo Goblin” who gives him HIV. I cannot believe I typed this.

2. RED BEE (DC)

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Red Bee has the superpower of, get this, trained bees. He keeps them in his security belt when he isn’t being a regular guy as the assistant to Superior City’s District Attorney.

1. SQUIRREL GIRL (MARVEL)

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The buck-toothed girl can communicate with squirrels. That’s pretty much all she can do. Can there be any other weirder superhero than her?

 



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